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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Gamervision Hosts Guitar Hero 2 Tournament!

By Sean

On Saturday June 23rd, 2007, Gamervision will be sponsoring a Guitar Hero II Tournament as part of the Summer Solstice Celebration at the Kimmel Center in Philadelphia.


The heat of battle from our last tournament at Cyberstop in Doylestown.

The fun gets under way at 11:30PM. There will be three Xbox 360s up and running in the Kimmel Center’s Innovation Studio (click here to take a virtual tour of the Innovation Studio), to give first time players time to try the game out as well as giving experienced gamers a chance to hone their skills. At 12:30 sharp, the gloves come off and it gets competitive! Gamers will compete for cash and valuable prizes in one of two skill levels: beginner and advanced. A spot in the tournament will cost you three dollars, and you play until you lose. There will be a cash bar in the Innovation Studio, which means that this will be a 21 and over event. By 2:30AM we will have crowned two new Guitar Hero Rock Stars.


The final round...


Previous winner. Doesn't he just look tickled?

The Kimmel Center Summer Solstice Celebration is an annual party that lasts all-day and all-night. Music, magic, jugglers, face-painting and so much more make this a day that the whole family can enjoy for a mere ten dollars.

Don't worry, this kid isn't 21 yet. He won't be there!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Spartan L79 Field Log - Day 1

By Coop

SPARTAN L79 FIELD LOG:

DAY 1 : 0800 hours.I just got the message from the Captain; good news is we drop in 1 hour's time. They say on the other side of these blue, wavy portals there stands hordes of bastards we need to fill with lead. I've been watching training videos to prepare. They mention some kind of "bubble shield" they want to field test. Word around the campfire is it stops near everything from getting through. Time I put that theory to test.

DAY 1: 0910.The gates still didn't open but I figure its just growing pains. This big of an excursion is bound to have a few kinks in the road. On the bright side it gave me some time to clean out my rifle from the old days - they told us to put the battle rifles away. Wait, 'Cap just walked in. He said that we should expect to be up at 1300. God damn that's a hell of a wait - but it will be worth it.

Day 1: 1330.We are starting to think that the problems may be bigger than we were told. We didn't land and the captain 'aint saying a word. Boys around me are starting to snap under the pressure. One yelled "EVEYONE JUST PLAY GEARS! FORGET BUNGIE!" and made a break for the air-lock. Luckily someone tapped him on the back of the head and he was out cold before sucking us all out into the dark, cold abyss.

Day 1: 1950.6y3dsajgklggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggugh, sorry, fell asleep on the keys. Been a long day. The Captain is smiling. I waited all day to see that. Behind him the window shows stars turning to white streaks as we fall towards Earth. Time to land. Oh, it's going to take an hour. God damn.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

The Top Five Mustaches In Gaming History


#5 - Marshal Law- Pretty obscure huh? Marshal Law is a character from the Tekken series. He was first introduced sporting a stache’ in Tekken 4. He may be the toughest mustached man on the list.

#4 - Von Kaiser- While in the German military, Von Kaiser perfected the sweet science. After mastering the art of the uppercut, Von Kaiser was appointed as lead boxing instructor for the famous Berlin Boxing Association. He is best known for being the second opponent in Nintendo’s Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! While his whiskers have never been seen in high-def, 8 bit technology gives us just enough pixels to know that his orange push-broom is a formidable stache’.

#3 - Luigi- This paisan has played second fiddle to his brother for years. Wearing a cheesy green hat takes nothing away from the glorious cookie duster that warms Luigi’s upper lip. Something tells me we might see his aforementioned brother later in this list.

#2 - Bald Bull- Another fighter representing Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! Bald Bull appears twice in the game. Double your mustache pleasure. As you can see, this man’s lip is not follicularly challenged. His mouth lies beneath what mustache enthusiasts refer to as a “fine Turkish blend.” Being Greek, I have certain issues with Turkish politics. However, I have nothing but the utmost respect for Bald Bull’s soup strainer.

#1 - Mario- Of course our hero gets the nod. There is not a finer or more famous stache’ I could come up with. Mario sets the gold standard for video game mustaches. I think it speaks for itself.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Jack Thompson Faces Temporary Disbarment

Anti-gaming attorney and all around delusional self-aggrandizer Jack Thompson may soon find himself standing outside the doors of courtrooms in which he rode the 2 Live Crew to fame/infamy. According to an e-mail Thompson sent to GamePolitics.com, the Florida Bar is seeking a three month suspension "on the basis of his alleged unethical conduct".

The potential suspension stems from a class-action lawsuit, Strickland vs. Sony, against the makers of Grand Theft Auto. In this suit, Thompson alleges that an 18 year old trained on GTA before killing two police officers and a dispatcher. Sony, Take-Two, Rock Star Games, Wal-Mart and GameStop are being sued for $600 million. Thompson's conduct in this case going back to 2005 has already caused a judge in Alabama to forbid him from trying the case in that state, and this move from the Florida bar could be seen as the first step to doing the same in his home state.

Thompson has found-himself/forced-his-way-into the news recently after the tragedy at Virginia Tech. In the wake of the worst mass murder in American history, and the glut of unnecessary media coverage that ensued, there wasn't a 24-hour cable television host who wouldn't allow Thompson to spout his usual talking points. He sat in front of cameras from stations all over the world calling video games "mass murder simulators". He repeatedly insisted that killer Seung-Hui Cho's dorm room would yield a "treasure trove" of games. Thompson shoved the names and "horrible" images down middle America's throats: Doom, Halo, Counter Strike, and on and on and on until the shows that hosted him had nothing to do but choke on it all. And when it turned out that Cho wasn't the hardcore gamer Thompson painted him as, there was no apology, no retraction, no accountability.

And to me, the story of Jack Thompson is a story of accountability, or rather, a lack thereof.

In the late 80s the music industry were turning huge profits, thanks in large part to hip-hop which was still relatively new. Thompson, then a rank-and-file member of the Conservative Christian movement, rose to national prominence when he launched a campaign against this evil music form. He told us rap music was leading America down a path to damnation. He sued the 2 Live Crew, he sued their label, he sued the stores that sold them (sound familiar?) claiming lewdness, indecency, and I think witchcraft. But here's the catch, he won against 2 Live. He got them kicked off their label, dropped from radio stations; he basically ended their careers.

In the 90s, Thompson set his sights on video games. Sony and Nintendo were fighting over record markets, worth billions of dollars. Coincidentally (or not) it was right around this time Thompson realized that video games were the biggest threat facing America. He went after developers, manufacturers, and retailers alike, suing anyone who had any connection to gaming.

Never mind that no one bothered to see if America was any safer without the music of 2 Live Crew. No one bothered to check to see if his track record, which on paper seemed to be a success, was actually doing any good for society; or maybe, and much more importantly, if there was no impact at all. The sad thing is it doesn't matter what the facts showed then, nor what they show now. No one looks at the facts. They just listen to the loudest voice.

Well, I say its time we speak up. Men like Jack Thompson cannot be allowed to speak as an authorities about gaming. Every time he enters the Situation Room, the No-Spin Zone, or the Geraldo Mustache Area, gamers need to flood the inboxes of these shows with the truth about the lies this man spouts. You may say today that Jack Thompson can't hurt video games, but I would tell you to ask the 2 Live Crew if Jack Thompson can do anything if left unchecked.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Perhaps I Spoke To Soon About The Wii

By Sean

No sooner do I write a blog piece about how I'm over the Wii then someone turns me onto this amazing looking trailer for Spiderman 3 on the Wii. Maybe me and Nintendo can be friends after all.

Please to enjoy:

I'm Starting To Get A Little Concerned...

By Sean

January of 2007. It was a heady, simpler time. Movie-goers were all about yard stomping, Peyton Manning was finally winning playoff games, and I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Wii. I was so happy to finally have gotten my hands on the most coveted console since PlayStation hit the shelves in December of 1993

Those were the days...

Shortly after getting my Wii, I wrote about my child-like excitement and glee over having this seemingly amazing system. I went on and on about how much I loved Wii Sports and how I felt that Twilight Princess may be the best Zelda game I've ever played, if not the best video game I've ever played.

Well, that was over a month ago. In the time that has followed, I've started getting a bit, no, a lot, concerned about the longevity of the Nintendo Wii. In the weeks that have passed since I finished Zelda, I have played my system a grand total of maybe six times. I've played Tiger Woods a few times, and I have been known to bowl a frame or two on Wii Sports, but to be honest, I just haven't been gaming on my Wii nearly as much recently as I was when I was immersed in the land of Hyrule.

Its not that I haven't been trying other games out. I played Rampage: Total Destruction and Cooking Mama for a few hours each, but to be honest, they just don't pack as much long-term punch as I would have hoped for.

Still no recipe for giant ape

And so I worry. I know that people are still beating down shop doors to get their hands on the Wii, and I don't blame them for doing so. But I just wonder how many other people out there are suffering from the same affliction: lack of titles. Without great games to play, Wii could become the next Neo-Geo- graphical and gameplay pluses are detracted by the quantity and quality of titles.

Neo-Geo-Wii-oh?

What The Hell Is Microsoft Thinking?

By Veggie Jackson

Developer Epic Games recently released five videos on XBox Live Marketplace that show in detail how to find all of the coveted COG tags in Gears of War. This would be great if the videos were free, as one would expect. Inexplicably, they are not, costing 100 Microsoft Points each, bringing the real money total for all the videos to $6.50. Not terribly expensive, about what you'd pay for a used PS2 copy of NHL 2005, but I ask you, why would anyone in the world pay ANYTHING for information that can easily be found for free on any of the countless video game websites out there? It's baffling. I'm really not sure who they think is going to buy these things, but to me the whole thing seems irrational, embarrassing and kind of insulting.

This is a good idea. Oh wait, you say its not 1988?

The ill-advised videos are only the latest in a line of questionable XBLM releases, including the infamous Oblivion Horse Armor; a game item that was supposed to be in the retail release but instead ended up costing 160 points. The worst example may be the nearly $50 worth of Need for Speed Carbon unlockables to make your $60 game "complete". Now, I know that we have a choice to buy or not buy these things and it's not like they're forcing us to buy them or deceiving us in the item descriptions. Still, releasing useless and overpriced junk like this sends the message that XBLM is nothing but a platform for publishers to make any and all efforts, no matter how desperate, to lure your hard earned dollars, sorry, Microsoft Points away. Microsoft needs to realize that this is a terrible way to build trust in their still very new, unproven online service.

Money well spent